Kelly Slater's Pro Surfer
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I’ve no idea what it is, but for some reason, I really hate surfing games. Even going back to the days of the surfing event in California Games on the Commodore 64, I could never get the hang of the bloody thing. This still holds true today, as I suck majorly at this game as well. It’s difficult to objectively assess the merits of a game at which you have no skill whatsoever.. do you judge it harshly because it doesn’t provide the opportunity to gain the skill? Do you dismiss it in a cavalier fashion for amusement value? Or do you just smile, nod and do what your mom said – if you have nothing nice to say, keep your mouth shut?
I’m going to go with cavalier – this game is shit, don’t bother seeking it out. Also, if you see Kelly Slater by the side of the road, throw things at him.


Bonus: Kelly Slater on "Baywatch"

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